It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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