Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Come see our sink grown plant.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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