I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
