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the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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