We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
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