she woke up with a sticky ear
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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