so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
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this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
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She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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