Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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