I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
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There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
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Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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