Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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