O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
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It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
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When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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