Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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