Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
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will barter weed for kareoke machine...
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
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I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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