I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
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I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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