bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
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She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
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Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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