why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
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I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
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The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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