They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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