SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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