Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I think your dad took our porno
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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