how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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