guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
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I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
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What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
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