Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
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I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
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Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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