wake up i wanna do it froggy style
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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