yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
bring money and cleavage
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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