im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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