im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
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I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
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I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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