Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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