Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
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I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
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Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
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