He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
There's always time for handjobs
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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