i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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