Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
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