"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
