Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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