I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
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he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
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i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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