Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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