my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Randomize
