Swine flu. Run for my life!
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
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