We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
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