He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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