I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
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I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
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He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Bring me that man meat
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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