problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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