I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
I had to cum in my sink.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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