Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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