good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
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so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
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We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
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