I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Randomize
