Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
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I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
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We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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