dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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