Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
