Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
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I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
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That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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