Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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