i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
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His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
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He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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