the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
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Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
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You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Drake has all the answers
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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