i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
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Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
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Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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