Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
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I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
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They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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