I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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