Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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