It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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